Cancer: Now With Bubbles!

I don't know about you, but there will be no more soda in my family. I had allowed citrusy caffeine free soda on rare occasions, but it looks like they're the biggest benzene factories of all.

I'm looking forward to the various denial responses about how "my uncle/sister/neighbor drank this stuff growing up and is fine". If other people want to play chemical Russian Roulette with their family's health, they can go right ahead, but I hope they don't expect me to play along to justify it. One cancer scare was enough for me, thanks.